Lies we must tell in a relationship

Do your relationships tend to follow the same destructive pattern?

A) Hell yes!

B) No. It’s always gotten progressively worse.

Do you feel misunderstood by the one you love?
A) Yes.
B) GOD! Who are you? How do you know me?

Do you find yourself sitting alone some nights, listening to the greatest hits of your artist and weeping ?
A) Yes, yes, (dude you have bigger problems).
B) No (Thank God!)

It’s time to take back your life and awake the giant within! Don’t be shy, just lie! These simple tips will help improve your relationships, reduce hair fall and lead you up the path of emotional and sexual fulfilment.

For men
- I can't live without you.
- I will cross the 7 seasons for you, anything you want me to do.
- Frankly speaking, I would prefer a deep meaningful conversation over a shallow one-night stand.
- Hey… babe… hey… hey… hey… please… listen… listen your mom is my mom.
- That is not my toothbrush… those are not my socks… this is not my towel.
- Yes, I noticed the new haircut .
- Why are you worrying? You know you’re the most beautiful woman in the room.
- Out of all the women I have ever dated, I have never had what we have here. This is special.
- I love how you ask me about the details of the day the minute I step into the door from work. It makes me feel missed.
- Porn is derogatory to women! It’s sick! I don’t watch that shit!
- I will die for you.

For women
- You’re the first guy I have ever tried this with.
- If you leave me, i will die, i can't survive it.
- I have never loved anyone the way i love you.
- Oh my god! That was the best sex I ever had. You’re an animal.
- Even at 88, i love the way your mom is so chirpy and talkative all the time.
- No, it’s okay… continue watching. I’m not pissed.
- I do not resent your going out there and fulfiling your ambitions while I look after our three kids and your ailing mother.
- That’s the biggest I have ever seen.
- I would never wanna change you.
- You’re the last man I’m ever going to love. I can’t do this again.

And for the ladies if he really hurts you, this one will kill him.
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